SneefSeal

I was tagged by void-static for a meme
It's one of those where you say 13 things about yourself and answer 13 questions

So here's 13 facts about me that I made up:

1. I love sriracha 
   
2. I always say my favorite color is red but I have blue all over the place
3. Most of my wardrobe used to be colorful but now its black black and gray
4. I love jello
5. I have a blue trombone
6. I have a growing seal plushie collection
7. I wrote 20k words for a story last weekend I'm proud
8. I'm obsessed with Connor Murphy from Dear Evan Hansen
9. I'm gonna get my hair cut to look like his
10. I've been drawing with my pen pressure broken for the last week or so 
11. I cried when I heard about Microsoft maybe getting rid of mspaint. I;m so glad they arent I woudhave DIED>>>
12. I swear a lot with certain people and don't swear at all with other people
13. I have like 7 drawings to post but I just don't come on here to post them

13 questions for me:

1. Which of your legs is best?
   The right leg it's got this cool birthmark on it
2. What insect would you marry, and why?
   A crystal caterpillar because I love them
3. What does Tony Hawk hate?
   Tony Falcon
4. What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
   My dying quote, "Fuck, I think I'm not feeling so good."
5. If you were a tree, what tree would you be?
   A weeping willow because I'm angst
6. What's a word that rhymes with TEST?
   Flugelgleckheimlen
7. Last furry thing you touched?
   Karl, my seal son
8. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
   Myself, because if I could just do it without crying I would look badass
9. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What do you make?
   A peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwich.
10. Why doesn’t McDonald’s sell hotdogs?
    Because they think the conspiracy theories about it are funny
11. Do you think there is a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
    Yeah, like...12 maybe 13
12. Would you rather babysit have 53 screaming babies for a week, or fill your personal bedroom with at least 10 live owls forever?
    I love owls 
13. How weird is this?
    Not very

Update- I went to the emergency room basically right after posting this. I'm okay now though. Just very tired. I had to take lots of meds for a while and that stopped the allergic reaction and swelling. I've been having random hand pain now though, so I can't draw. Plus my mom thinks I have "tech wrist" so I don't think she wants me to be texting on the phone much. And it hurts badly so I don't think it's a good idea either. So, sorry friends and people who I should talk to more. Mental health still sucks as well...I'm just gonna go on an indefinite hiatus until I'm better I think. Just thought I'd put this out there.
End Update
I guess this is like an update and also sort of a request.
I could just really use some kind words and encouragement right now. I've been so sick the last 5 days. (And still am.) First I had a very bad case of vertigo, and now the medication for that is giving me a pretty severe allergic reaction. My knees and feet are in so much pain I can barely walk and my hands are in really bad shape, too. The only reason I'm able to type this is because I'm on my phone since I can't use a keyboard :"3 I can barely hold onto a fork to eat, too. I suppose I just feel ashamed of myself, which probably sounds sort of silly because none of this is my fault...In general I'm doing bad mentally as well so I'm having a hard time even allowing myself to rest and get better. 
I feel the most bad for not being able to talk to my friends much or be active on here. I think what I basically need is for someone else to tell me that it's okay. When I tell myself it sounds fake and I still feel guilty, like I'm letting someone down.
I hope this makes sense, at least a little bit. Thanks for reading.

My user is artfight.net/~SneefSeal and I'm trying to attack everyone back, even friendly fire :3c

- primary name: Seal
- alternate names: Sneef, Andisk
- gender: Ugly
- pronouns: they/them
- birthday: January 20
- zodiac sign: Aquarius 
- kintypes (if applicable): Everyone thinks I'm a seal 

appearance:
- height: 5' 9"
- eye colour: They look like jeans 
- hair colour: Brown
- tattoos: None but I have this big birthmark thing on my leg and it looks like an angry George Washington
- piercings: I might be able to wear an ear ring in one ear still? I dunno.
- favourite outfit: My seal of approval shirt and black shorts
- have you dyed your hair: No
- long or short hair: It's past my shoulders now

relationships
- sexual orientation: Literally who needs to know this, if someone actually cares about knowing that's pretty creepy in my opinion
- romantic orientation: panromantic I guess
- relationship status: Taken
- romantic partner(s) (if applicable): He name is Evan
- platonic partner(s) (if applicable): Throws Azurite-stars in a shopping cart, lets be partners in crime
- best friend(s): Not gonna lie I get really scared when talking about friends because I feel like people will get offended if I don't list them but also feel worried that the feelings aren't mutual and I'll come off as a clingy fuck

personality/are you..
- nice or mean?: Many people have said that I'm the nicest person they ever met but I just don't feel that nice I guess 
- honest or deceptive?: I try REAL hard to always be honest
- excitable or calm?: I can come off as either, I think
- happy or discontent?: I'm just really discontent with who I am right now so it's so hard to be happy
- violent or relaxed?: Ahh neither? I'm a can of anxiety and barely-contained passive aggression 
- good or evil?: I'M A GOOD NOODLE
- shy or outgoing?: I have severe social anxiety and am really shy but I crave people-time to a major degree, though it can wear me out quickly
- friendly or disagreeable?: I'm friendly but I feel like everyone's gonna snap any second and hate me and abandon me lol

favourites
- tv show: I don't watch TV
- anime/cartoon: Popples, Unico, Poyopoyo
- musician(s): Two Door Cinema Club and Starset 
- music genre: Freestyle Yodeling 
- song: It's from an emo as fuck band but the lyrics go "close your eyes and please don't let me go...close your eyes don't let me let you go." and I just love it so much
- author: I dunno 
- book/series: It's so hard to pick ahhh
- comic: Garfielf
- youtuber: Whoever made that rubber puppies eating shaving foam ASMR...I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at 2:28 in the morning
- colour: Red or blue
- weather: Cloudy, not humid, cool air, a good breeze 
- scent: Fresh cut grass
- store: Thrift stores 
- season: Autumn
- holiday: Halloween 
- time of day: When I have the things I need to get done over with so I can collapse in exhaustion and take a rest
- character: Uhh I really like D.va, Cinnamoroll, and Popplio...It's late so it's hard to think but ya I get really attached to characters ;w;
- food: Those shitty hotdogs that probably cost 2 cents to make on a half smashed bun

beliefs
- religion: Idk it doesn't have a name but it's mine. I should...start a cult. Yes, good idea.
- believe in magic: Friendship is Magic...and yes
- believe in an afterlife: Yah
- believe in reincarnation: I'm not sure about this one
- ghosts: Yes
- angels and demons?: Yes on some level 
- karma: Yes
- aliens: Yes
- cryptids/urban legends: I guess this would have to be a case by case thing but if a cryptid comes up to me and asks if I believe in them I'll offer enough moral support to make them believe they're a champion
- biggest fear: Having to say goodbye 

health:
- physical health: It's a mess
- mental health: This is also a mess
- have you ever been hospitalized?: Yeah and I had to stay in the E.R. on Christmas once, too. 
- broken a bone?: If the tailbone counts then yes

S E C O N D  M E M E 

1. Are you single?
No
2. Date girls or boys?
Right now I'm dating a boi
3. Done any drugs?
Yeah I did some really hard ummm,,pepto bismol and calcium and fuckin,,,baby tylenol 
4. How old are you?
17
5. Adidas or Nike?
Personally I wouldn't like to have either because people bicker over them too much and I just don't care to be involved
6. Why did you and your ex break up?
Well umm things just got pretty bad and I just couldn't handle it anymore, I suppose. It's not something I really like to think about much.
7. What’s the most traumatic thing that’s happened to you?
I wouldn't even know where to start
8. Do you have any siblings?
Two
9. How tall are you?
5 feet 9 inches I think
10. Do you smoke?
Nah
11. Ever been to a festival?
I've been to a Renaissance Festival 
12. What’s your favorite food?
Answered this already
13. Favorite pair of shoes?
I have these red slip ons that I wear a lot and these black combat boots that I really like
14. Would you ever be in a long distance relationship?
No 
15. Would you ever have a threesome?
Is that when both people put one of their legs in a bag so they're like one person with 3 legs
16. Have you had a threesome?
Nah
17. If someone paid you to delete your tumblr how much would you insist it be?
Since I'd wonder why some rando was just offering money for me to delete my tumblr I'd make it outlandishly high
18. What was your last lie?
Saying that I'm okay
19. Best compliment you have ever received?
Ummm I get a lot of compliments on having a good laugh and some people when I go out in town will ask me if I'm a model
20. What is your greatest strength or weakness?
My greatest strength and weakness is that I care for people so much
21. What is your perfect pizza? 
Those garlic pasta bread bowl pizza things from Domino's, chicken alfredo with onion and extra cheese
22. What was your first thought when you woke up this morning?
GOTTA TURN OFF MY ALARM BEFORE IT GOES OFF (I get grouchy if I'm already up and my alarm starts going off)
23. Do you get along with your family?
For the most part, yes
24. Ugly and live forever or attractive and die in a year?
I just always feel ugly so I don't have a clue
25. What cheers you up?
Stuffed animals, cute animal pictures, my friends, bf...idk what else I'm tired
26. Weed or Alcohol?
Weed, always
27. What turns you on?
Closed-circuit electrical wiring
28. How many relationships have you been in?
Walnut
29. How many people have you slept with?
I'm not sure what context this is in but it sounds adult so NON
30. How many followers do you have?
Uhh I haven't checked in a while but it's nearly 1,500
31. Who is your favorite rapper?
I dunnoooo
32. Who’s your favourite artist? like on DA
There are so manyyy
33. If you had to fuck a celebrity who would you fuck?
NONE NO WAY 
34. If someone paid you 1million would you fuck Lindsey Lohan’s dad? 
I don't know who that'd be but no why the fuck would someone give me 1 million even if I did do that
35. Kendall Jenner or Kylie Jenner?
I don't know who's who
36. What’s the weirdest thing that’s ever happened to you?
So there was this big yuge cloud and it collapsed and dust went everywhere and started spinning in a circle and colliding so then the solar system happened and it stayed like a decent set of spinning rock things for a longass time and then life happened and then life went mostly extinct at least once but it came back and that kept happening for a while and then this thing called Homo Sapien happened and they were ugly two leg walking thin skinned assholed who thought they were better than anything else so they did anything to 1. survive 2.establish dominance and once that happened and many generations of people had occurred, two people came along and their genetic info mixed to create me. And the weirdest thing about all that is that some other people on earth share my same exact birthday. Who would have thought that in a mass of billions of people, there would be someone else born somewhere on the same day as me. Like lol go do nuclear fusion and make urself something original, buddy.
37. What’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened to you?
Ok so this is really funny this is really funny listen guys one time I knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guys co-worker who knew this guys twice-removed cousin who knew this guy and one time he met some guy with this other guy's son and he was born on the same day as me so the guy who knew the twice-removed cousin said woah that's identity theft 
38. Do you have a job?
No
39. On a scale of 1 to 10 how much does tumblr rule your life?
1
40. If you could sell your soul what would you want in return?
Give it back binch
41. Ever sent nudes?
No
42. Would you ever shave your head?
Uhhhh probably not 
43. Would you rather sniff coke or MDMA?
I'll sneef it all
44. Instagram or Facebook?
Eh
45. Last person that text you?
Evan
46. What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done?
I stole this person at summer school's fruit snacks when I was in 3rd grade
47. Ever cheated on a partner?
No I'd feel like the shittiest fucking shit that ever felt so grossly wrong to wake up again in the morning and allow myself to continue living
48. Ever self harmed?
Meh
49. If you had to choose one way to die what would it be?
Find a way to make everyone forget me, and then die, so no one has to grieve 
50. Do you have a crush?
Yeah it's orange flavor